Kitten Knight in Armor

Low-quality handheld camcorder frame, like a 2009 phone video screenshot. A tiny fluffy black kitten in a small dented steel plate armor and a white cape whipping in the wind, gripping a longsword taller than itself with both front paws, blade pointing up, standing in wet knee-high grass on a foggy moor. Heavy overcast mist, flat grey light, washed-out colors, soft focus, motion blur on the cape, video compression noise, slight wrong white balance. No crown, no throne, no dragon, no lens flare. Candid and real, as if someone actually filmed a kitten knight in a field.